ABOVE PHOTO:Look how careful my little kids are before getting near a ball that’s in the street!
OK So I guess I’m a pretty good parent……
BELOW PHOTO: The Iran hikers who were held for a while…..If I were her I’d say NO when one of those idiots asked me to marry him CUZ I wouldn’t want to be with someone for the rest of my life who had ZERO COMMON SENSE!
I say that because MY NINE YEAR OLD and MY TWO YEAR OLD know that when the ball goes into the street they need to be very careful not to get SLAMMED AND KILLED by a speeding car or truck, which there are a lot of in my street, due to all the getaways from robberies that occur near there.
It’s a good street to take when you are a robber and you just ripped off the local Subway sandwich store. The owner of the store doesn’t speak English so you have at least 20 minutes before the cops even figure out what happened.
Anyway, I contrast that with the following, and here’s the scenario:
1. You are Jewish. You are hiking in Iraq-
2. Iraq is a war zone. People are getting killed for being from the wrong “tribe” (ie Sunni, Shia, American, Jewish)
3. You are not only an American but a Jewish American….
4. You are hiking near the border of a country who’s president says your homeland (Israel) should be wiped off the map.
5. You figure through all your readings that they use hostages as political theater
6. But you do the hike near the border anyway…
7. You get caught…
8. Two years later you are released and are very angry about how you were treated and want the public to know how rough it was.
I AM THE PUBLIC
2. IGNORANT (ie stupid)
3. Lucky to be alive.
4. A pawn.
5. An idiot.
7. The last person anyone should marry due to your lack of common sense (see above, the scenario, if you will).
IF I WERE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND YOU ASKED ME TO MARRY YOU AT A PRESS CONFERENCE I WOULD DO THE FOLLOWING:
1. Tell you to shove it.
2. Thank you sarcastically for getting me into this lousy situation in the first place.
3. And if that wasn’t clear enough, JUST SAY NO VERY LOUD WHILE THE PICTURES WERE BEING TAKEN BY THE MEDIA OF ALL OF US.
4. Unfriend you on Facebook.
5. Tell you I hate you.